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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

The greater the lie, the greater the chance that it will be believed.

- Adolf Hitler

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.

Witty News

2025-10-31:

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2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News

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Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
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* Assume content on this website (and ALL websites) is for adults only. If that's a problem for you, hide in a corner until someone tells you what to do.

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-02-11:

Old man Google and other communist cohorts are happily hosting hate-filled stupidity fascist rioters are posting about an Arizona restaurant which is known for treating ICE agents and other law enforcement to free meals.

Is a broken system.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-11:

A gold medalist figure skater (representing the US) has had such a rough time on DikNok lately, she had to log off for a few days.

Now, don't you all feel ashamed of yourselves?? Dx
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-10:

Non-profits responsible for poisoning rioters with stupidity to encourage insurrection against federal agents may lose their funding. :\

Who'd have thought?
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-10:

Whiny ass Radiohead wants the Hollywood people (or whatever) to take their (apparently licensed) song out of that Melania film everyone keeps mentioning 'cause their Nazi INFINITYYY!! Dx

I like Muse, better. ;)
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-10:

Unknown pop star Dumb Rabbit (or, some stupid shit) peed his britches, then deleted his Instacrap shit 'cause people don't listen that they shouldn't deport the Mes'kins (or something).

Fuck the NFL.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-10:

The idea that "C-limate change is a d-yanger to us allll--" (President Hussein, circa 2009) is coming to an end?? :o

"Now, we allll have to pitch in for a better c-limate."
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-02-09:

New York has become the thirteenth American state to approve murdering patients instead of treating them. On a side note, the duties of hospice nurses just got a lot easier! :D

lol-- don't go to a hospital in New York. wtf?!!
See Article

Older Articles

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