Insanely Stupid Quotes:
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Joseph Stalin
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet.
- Al Gore (former VP)
The primary goal of Insanely Witty Stupidity is to entertain users. It serves mainly as a "hobby" site for its maintainer (artist-
There are ongoing book series (Case's Cases and Hailey's Follies), short stories or "novella" (L.I.N. & Chuck), oddball custom software (like the Candice project), weird art projects, and more (see links above). They are not updated very often. But, they are alive and well. And, progress will continue as long as the ruling elite allows. Updates about Insanely Witty Stupidity series are discussed pretty regularly in the Witty News column. And, changes are documented in the website's changelog (see below).
The true purpose of software is hacking, not office work. Hacking is not security breaking (despite an unsavory reputation it has been appointed by unknowledgeable journalists). It is only creativity employed to make better use of everyday things. For a more detailed analysis, read Richard Stallman's article about hacking vs. cracking.
Free software may be something non-hackers have never heard of. Simply put, it provides some of the best tools a developer can produce for solving a problem (the goal of any software suite). By contrast, non-free software typically limits a user's problem solving to a simple set of tools that are not adequate for the job. For example, compare Microsoft's text editor "Notepad" to GNU's text editor "Emacs".
Personally, Mary Jane be droppin' my potassium levels too much... read more
And (of course), my dumb-ass kittens gotta be eating out of each other's bowls... read more
I'm still working through the second chapter... read more
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Bookmarks (Insanely Witty Stupidity maintainer Michael Atkins' personal bookmarks page)
Changelog (Insanely Witty Stupidity's "official" changelog)
DuckDuckGo Portal (a portal for searching the world wide web (does not use encryption, yet))
Google Portal (a portal for being bombarded with CAPTCHAs and hunted by unsavory advertisers)
Manual (Insanely Witty Stupidity is so complicated, it needs its own manual)
Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
Witty News (news and commentary from Insanely Witty Stupidity (mostly related to the site))
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