The Patron of Insanely Witty Stupidity
A user connected to insanelywittystupidity.com. The user was presented with a solid, black back drop. The back drop was decorated with a handful of cheesy graphics and red, white, and blue text. "What the...?" the user purported to open air. The user was used to waiting thirty to sixty seconds for a web page to load. The user expected to be interrupted by an ad. Instead, the user read an introduction. It was sort of interesting. It described what the user was doing. The user squinted. "Huh."
"Are you wondering what this is??" the web page inquired. "It is a digital library of books, short stories, artwork, and software. It is released in the hope that it will entertain people-- people just like you." The user thought for a moment. The user's eyes studied graphics near the top of the web page. They were links to different types of media offered by the site. The user continued to read. "I hope you appreciate the work of Insanely Witty Stupidity. It is thoughtful and one of a kind. But, it is never what you expect." The user nodded. "I suffered for my work," the web page added. "Now-- it's your turn."
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