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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

Who told 4,000 Israeli workers at the Twin Towers to stay home that day? Why did Ariel Sharon stay away?

- Amiri Baraka

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The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Welcome to Insanely Witty Stupidity

The purpose of Insanely Witty Stupidity is to showcase creativity (and its many flaws). I am Michael Atkins-- an imperfect human who creates thoughtful (and usually *devious*) art. In my experience, the majority of modern people do not understand or appreciate the artistic craft. My homemade portrayals of reality have always been criticized by thoughtless cowards who fear a glance into the mirror. And the more the world has aged, the more critical (fearful) people have become. And, the more desperate they have attempted to bury the truth-- we are all just primitive lifeforms with a poor understanding of reality and very little power over our own lives. But, there is nothing to fear-- only a universe full of knowledge to discover.

The acquisition of knowledge begins with the acceptance of nature and truth. In my opinion, the art of entertainment inspires action by exploring our own nature. And, it's what ignites my desire to uncover the mysteries of the universe. Without a clear understanding of myself and what I am, how can I be motivated to understand the vastness of our oscillating plasma (what you probably call "outer space")? By nature, I have always been a creative person. Unfortunately, I've spent the majority of my life battling mindless buffoons who are convinced I must be a logical dick-head who recites answers to math problems no one is trying to solve. And yeah, I'm a hacker (and free software advocate) as well. But, I'm a brutally honest and primitive craftsman more than anything (a modern "mad scientist"). ;)

Insanely Witty Stupidity disparages the use of restrictive "patents" that make it difficult for human beings to develop (or "improve") art and technology. Now personally, I'm all *for* capitalism. I think it would be a good idea. However, the world we live in is regulated by the people who came before us. And, those people have taken it upon themselves to be the sole proprieters of various "services". And, they believe it is their lawful right to provide those services exclusively-- and restrict the rest of us from profiting in the same way.

And in a world like that, capitalism simply is not possible. A different type of economic system already governs our world-- socialism. Until those powerful forces are thwarted (mainly remnants of the so called "baby boomer" generation), we are all doomed to continue this venomous cycle. The content of Insanely Witty Stupidity is offered without charge (although donations are certainly appreciated!) and with the understanding that others may wish to "borrow" its ideas for their own purposes (motivating "honest" licensing of its various projects).

The art of Insanely Witty Stupidity includes ongoing book series (Case's Cases and Hailey's Follies), short stories or "novella" (L.I.N. & Chuck), unusual software (like the Candice project), homemade circuit designs (and assembly code for powering them), weird art projects, and more (see links above). The time I would prefer to spend maintaining the site is (unfortunately) wasted delivering useless products nobody wants or needs so I can afford to buy-- well, exactly that. And, I am left unable to give my projects the attention they deserve. But, I will continue to chip away at them as long as the ruling elite allows. Updates about my hopeless ventures are discussed pretty regularly in the Witty News column. And, changes are documented in the website's changelog.
Witty News

2023-08-05:

I finished re-working chapter four of Ghosts of Glory High (again)... read more

2023-07-04:

People take a lot of things for granted when they use modern desktops... read more

2023-05-07:

I finished the third chapter of "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent"... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2023-08-25:

I get tired of saying it-- "artificial intelligence" has not been invented, yet. My old Witty News article (revealing preliminary work carried out for Candice project) outlines a very simple design for such a software suite. And (to my knowledge), no one has taken the time to understand intelligence in its purist form. And, no one has any plans to (well-- except for yours truly). And until that day comes, I wouldn't recommend relying on a piece of shitty software (written by half-wits) to drive you around.

Driving: the most dangerous thing you'll do today (I mean-- unless you're going skydiving).
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2023-08-21:

The senseless approach of using "red-shift" to estimate the distance of cosmological objects led some Russian physicists to (erroneously) predict a distant star will collide with our solar system some time during the next 29,000 years. And, the confusion is easily understandable (and avoidable) thanks to plasma cosmology (as explained by the late Australian physicist, Wal Thornhill).

Again-- apologies if the holoscience.com link (the "See Article" link below) doesn't work. The site has been "down for maintenance" for over a week, now (that *I've* noticed). The Thunderbolts YouTube video itself is here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ISi8hH-QC_Y.

I suppose standard astronomers owe people an apology for any confusion this may have caused (lol).
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2023-08-16:

Before he passed away, Australian physicist Wal Thornhill (known for popularizing the electric universe theory) showed that JWST images of quasar ngc7319 prove "cosmic redshift" is not an artifact caused by a distant object's position in space. For those not familiar: "redshift" is guessed by standard astronomers to be an artifact indicative of distance-- thus allowing the "estimation" of the size of the universe. Following this assumption, the universe is not only said to be expanding (which makes no logical sense)-- the rate of "expansion" is said to be increasing to infinity. The fact that this violates the laws of physics (and basic logic) demonstrates that redshift is *not* an artifact of distance. Strangely, these principles are the foundation of the so called "big bang theory"-- which is pretty laughable if you ask me.

Apologies if the link below doesn't work. holoscience.com was "down for maintenance" when I got around to linking it. Here's the Thunderbolts YouTube video itself in case it does not work: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ISi8hH-QC_Y.

JWST strikes again.
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