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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT.

- Theodore Kaczynski

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

A zebra does not change its spots.

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.

Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-01-17:

Now, we can't be givin' Trump no prizes-- it could anger Norwegians.

I mean-- we've got enough foreigners angry at us, right now!
See Article

2026-01-17:

Sharpton has begun to ponder: "Perhaps the Donald actually be-LIEVES in what he says??" :\

Ya think, dude?
See Article

2026-01-17:

It's all-READY marshall law over there in Minneapolis (well-- according to PBS).

It's a small place, ya know.
See Article

2026-01-17:

Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami is pledging more murders of Iranian civilians: "Any threat against the Supreme Leader is waging war on God, which carries a death sentence."

Muslim "culture" at work.
See Article

2026-01-17:

Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey is making good friends-- in all the right places. Me and you. EV-ry-body. :D

Give the guy a-- ah, a big pat on the back.
See Article

2026-01-17:

Forget Tren de Aragua and other violent drug cartels murdering American citizens-- the former mayor of Chicago has a *real* "lawless mob" to discuss. ;)

I'm not mad at you, bruh.
See Article

2026-01-17:

Governer DeSantis-- not puttin' up with no *shit* in Florida.

It's a different type of "swamp".
See Article

Older Articles

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