Insanely Stupid: Quotes from Communist Dictators

This is a list of despicable quotes from some of the most corrupt, socialist psychopaths who ever disgraced the face of the earth (and some who didn't). I update this list periodically. I like to remind people that socialism is not a solution to any problem. It's a horrible burden generations of people will be forced to endure.

Adolf Hitler

"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach."

Logical fallacy: Says who? And, be specific.

"The greater the lie, the greater the chance that it will be believed."

Logical fallacy: If you say so, Chancellor. I'd prefer it if national governments did not lie to their citizens.

"The sacrifice of personal existence is necessary to secure the preservation of the species."

Logical fallacy: No, it's not. Just food and water.

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live."

Logical fallacy: So, we'll round them all up and murder them. Makes sense.

"I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator."

Logical fallacy: I don't remember reading about murdering all the Jews in the Holy Bible. Also, the blacks. Also, the fags.

Amiri Baraka

"Rape the white girls. Rape their fathers. Cut the mothers' throats. Black dada nihilismus, choke my friends."

Logical fallacy: What about the black girls? Can we rape them, too??? Please? And, their daddies? I'll cut some throats and choke some people. Yay!

"Selling fried potatoes and people, the little arty bastards talking arithmetic they sucked from the Arab's head."

Logical fallacy: Arithmetic comes from Arabs? Artistic people talking about arithmetic? Are we comparing black slaves to potatoes? I think they were given a little more dignity than potatoes.

"Smile, Jew. Dance, Jew. Tell me you love me, Jew. I got something for you now, though... I got the extermination blues, Jewboys. I got the Hitler syndrome figured."

Logical fallacy: Yeah, Baraka is a raving anti-semite. I love recording his anti-semitic garbage and throwing it at leftist lunatics. And apparently he admired Hitler, too. Even the lefties have to admit that Hitler made socialism look pretty bad.

"They will be digging Mozart more than James Brown. If all of that shit-- Mozart, Beethoven, all of it-- if it has to be burned now for the liberation of our people, it should be burned up the next minute."

Logical fallacy: If only someone would burn your literature, Baraka. Then, we wouldn't have to read your stupidity! Also, you wouldn't have James Brown without Mozart or Beethoven. Never forget that.

"Who told 4,000 Israeli workers at the Twin Towers to stay home that day? Why did Ariel Sharon stay away?"

Logical fallacy: Most of the American citizens murdered by radical, Islamic terrorists during the nine-eleven attacks lived in New York. Consequently, they were Jewish workers. They didn't stay home. They're dead. They were murdered. Ariel Sharon was a former prime minister of Israel (for those who didn't know that). He didn't work in the Twin Towers, that I know of. He died of a stroke in 2014... in Israel. I don't believe there is a connection.

Big Brother

"If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself."

Logical fallacy: No. You simply don't tell anyone.

"Perhaps he did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

Logical fallacy: Perhaps you are a moron.

"Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing."

Logical fallacy: So is the power to make your own choices. And, people will do that no matter what psychotic propaganda has been forced down their throats all their lives.

"The best books... are those that tell you what you know already."

Logical fallacy: I'll bet. Then, people can't learn anything new.

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

Logical fallacy: wtf?

Che Guevara

"It's a sad thing not to have friends, but it is even sadder not to have enemies."

Logical fallacy: No, idiot. Only not having friends is sad!

"The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations."

Logical fallacy: Che was a racist. Heh. Also, he modeled his lifestyle after the European tradition? Do his followers realize this? They'd hang him. Then, shoot him. Then, beat his lifeless body with a bat. Then, shoot it again.

"We executed many people by firing squad without knowing if they were fully guilty. At times, the Revolution cannot stop to conduct much investigation."

Logical fallacy: Right. Why worry yourself with little things... like the rights of citizens who are risking their lives for you?

"We must eliminate all newspapers. We cannot make a revolution with free press."

Logical fallacy: Do people need to be convinced to start a revolution? A true revolution cannot be stopped.

"What we affirm is that we must proceed along the path of liberation even if this costs millions of atomic victims."

Logical fallacy: What's more important? Liberation? Or, being alive?

Fidel Castro

"How can we help President Obama?"

Logical fallacy: I'm just documenting the fact that the former communist dictator of Cuba supports the actions of President Barack Obama-- a leader of the free world.

"I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life."

Logical fallacy: None intended. Just thought I'd document the fact that Fidel Castro (communist dictator of Cuba for 17 years) is a Marxist and believes in the philosophy of John Lenin. If you ever needed a reason to dislike John Lenin or Marxism, there you go.

"I began revolution with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I'd do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and plan of action."

Logical fallacy: You can't win a war with hopes and dreams. Be smart. Gather as many men as you can.

"I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened."

Logical fallacy: I'm betting retired people and people with disabilities would tend to disagree.

"The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs."

Logical fallacy: Right. Doesn't that figure?

Joseph Stalin

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."

Logical fallacy: Shut-up, moron.

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man-- no problem."

Logical fallacy: Maybe you are the problem and the rest of us are just fine without you.

"Gratitude is an illness suffered by dogs."

Logical fallacy: Said the sadistic psychopath.

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?"

Logical fallacy: People will make their own-- ideas and guns. Then, they will murder you.

"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."

Logical fallacy: People will probably notice you didn't elect the guy they voted for.

Theodore Kaczynski

"In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable."

Logical fallacy: Antidepressants give hopeless people hope. You should try them.

"The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

Logical fallacy: Without the industrial revolution, this message would've never been published for the world to see. I suppose it could've been carried by a trained bird.

"The leftist is anti-individualistic... He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his own ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs."

Logical fallacy: Kaczynski wrote a specific definition for a leftist in his Unabomber manifesto. To the rest of the world, the "leftist" upholds individuality to the point of imposing one person's will on millions. And, he has an irrational sense of confidence. In fact, a leftist's sense of self confidence usually extends to the point of being delusional and narcissistic. These characteristics remind me very much of Kaczynski himself. The problem with a high degree of individuality and self confidence is the consequence of lacking humility. Without humility, a person might be foolish enough to attempt to revolutionize the world (filled with eight billion people) single handedly. How likely is this plan to succeed?

"The manipulation of an individual to adjust him to the system is seen as a cure for a sickness and therefore as good."

Logical fallacy: What Kaczynski didn't realize is that he actually was sick. Normally, a person doesn't require adjusting. They possess enough insight to relate to the world around them without being forced. They actually enjoy it. Oh, my!

"We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT."

Logical fallacy: Typically, the opposite is true. People rarely have time for things that are unimportant. Rational people tend to prioritize their goals.



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