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2022-05-18:

Middle school students in Wisconsin are worried they won't be accepted into college universities because they failed to refer to other students by pronouns that contradict their DNA's expression of gender. The Wisconsin school system is attempting to classify this failure of psychic ability as sexual harassment. I've never met a psychic. But, I *have* met delusional people who expect more from human beings than what is physically possible.

Ohhh-- you're a "them"? My apologies to y'all. :\
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2022-05-13:

California idiots claim to be so ignorant about the climate change that they are refusing to de-salinate water-- even though La Nina is kicking the state's ass. Instead, they would prefer to keep private water bottling plants in a booming state?? My suspicion is that government officials are being paid kickbacks for their continued stalemate. But, I mean-- maybe they're actually that stupid (which is a scary thought).

Leave California.
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2022-05-12:

The party of dumb failed to oppress state governments with unlawful legislation (not that states would follow it, anyway). And, their little parrots are resorting to the usual party line that the evil "filibuster" struck down abortion rights that most states will retain (even if the United States supreme court surprises me by overturning Roe v Wade).

Those damned filibustering forefathers! Dx
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2022-05-12:

Yet another in a long list of systematic assaults against the oil and gas industry. The Brandon administration knows how to hit where it hurts. That's about all it knows.

It's the ol' Bidenflation.
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2022-05-06:

With the party of stupid crying about Roe v Wade again, the most surprising thing (to me) was finding out that the United States supreme court-- is *actually* reviewing the case. I figured the dumb-ocrats were just parroting the same, ol' bullshit they always pander when they're about to get their asses handed to them during an election. If the supreme court actually overturns the case (which would be absolutely shocking to me), I suppose some of you may have to drive to a different state if you wanna kill unborn children. My sympathies. Apparently, "peaceful protesters" plan on simply-- murdering our supreme court justices. And then, President Brandon can pick different ones.

Hell, just legalize murder. That's what *I* say.
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2022-05-04:

The latest headache created by the Brandon administration is an unconstitutional executive order (the United States executive branch is the commander in chief of the military, not a king-like presence) designed to fund the research of quantum circuits. So called "quantum" computer systems have yet to come to fruition (and they never will). Because the fictional devices are based on quantum mechanics, they are doomed to failure from the start. Schroedinger's cat is either dead or alive. Light is a wave (not a particle). Projecting light through a prism does not produce "entanglement". And if there were other universes, someone would have noticed. The United States government might as well invest taxpayer dollars in fortune telling while its at it.

We can assume the nature of light "magically" changes if we are attempting to analyze it. Or, we can deduce that the double slit experiment does not demonstrate light is a particle. Which makes more sense?
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