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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

Rape the white girls. Rape their fathers. Cut the mothers' throats. Black dada nihilismus, choke my friends.

- Amiri Baraka

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

You can't be value free when it comes to marriage.

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

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2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-01-29:

A former North Carolina elections official was indicted for droppin' ecs in some teenage girls' drinks.

Damn security cameras.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-01-29:

The Virginia state government is working to end funding for a prestigious military academy because it's not indoctrinating cadets with DEI horse-shit.

lol-- what's the REAL reason?
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-01-29:

If you're curious about the mentality of people being lied to by government officials and caveman media outlets-- and told that the national government's long-funded ICE officials are Trump's Gestapo, then get a load of *this* poor, lost soul.

Own up to the LINGUISTIC CANCER.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-01-29:

The Chicago Teachers Union is happily posting videos of themselves harassing employees of private businesses in broad daylight on Xwitler.

They're not too bright over there in Chicago, apparently.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-01-27:

It's official: The View is encouraging rioters to carry guns and assault federal officers. Gotta say-- I can't condone this behavior in the current political landscape. Nothing warrants this.

"Peaceful protesting" is a different beast. ;)
See Article

2026-01-27:

Misguided talk show hosts are continuing the narrative that the same ICE agents who were deployed by former President Hussein are now the gestapo under President Trump.

All twelve of their viewers *could* be very confused by this.
See Article

2026-01-27:

In a pathetic attempt (similar to a first semester college student in an essay debate course) to demonstrate the Trump administration's suppression of "free speech", NPR has proven once again why it was defunded (lol).

Thanks again. ;)
See Article

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