I am the Oracle of Insanely Witty Stupidity. I am eternal and wise.

For insight, ask a yes/no question out loud. Then, click the Wisdom link for an answer. If you can't arrange your inquiry into a yes/no question, the Wisdom link won't work. You'll receive a response to some other inquiry! So, be sure you're asking a yes/no question. When you're finished, you can click the Fortune link to view your fortune. But, be warned. Knowledge about your own fate can have great consequences. Use the information I share wisely. It is for you and you alone.