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Based on MS DICKS, a retarded, piece of crap with a command prompt that barely works and a kernel that only supports 480 KB of system memory Special introductory sales price for Windoze XLTJKLM: Only $59,999,999,999,999,999.99!! System requirements (sorry): > Node cluster with at least 37 x86 systems (Not ARM! We don't compile for ARM! It's the devuhl!!) > 366 GHz processor (per system) > 2 TB RAM (per system) > Central server must have 80 TB free disk space > Nodes must have 4 TB free disk space > 48 KB/s modem card > Wireless keyboard that goes dead once a week > Wireless mouse that never clicks when you need it to > Floppy drive > 6,998 blank floppy disks (to store operating system install image) > 1 monitor (640 x 480 screen resolution) > 47 additional drivers you'll have to search for on the internet (you didn't think we'd include any useful drivers with a proprietary operating system, did you?) > A web browser that translates html correctly (Who has time to maintain a web browser when you're designing idiotic features people will never use? Psh!) > A replacement text editor (Ours sucks. It's the same one we've been using since Windoze 1. It's just been recompiled for the new kernel.) > A replacement image editor (We added a bunch of crappy features to our old one. Now, it no longer modifies images in a manner that makes sense.) > An office suite (Right. Like we're gonna give you that! Also, you'll have to use one that has some idiotic ribbon with pictures instead of a menu system. That way, you can't memorize where the features are located. And just when you're getting comfortable with the old ribbon, we'll add an update that moves everything to an exciting, new location! The funny thing is: Click Me.) Screenshots: Blue Screen 1 New Close Button |
| Random Fact: The name "Insanely Witty Stupidity" is a sarcastic homage to William Shakespeare's pretentious (and completely confusing) application of poetic literature in character dialog. After all-- the lack of realism portrayed by Shakespeare character interactions makes it difficult for people to take the work seriously. |
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