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"Bloody Hitman"

"Bloody Hitman" is a short story I wrote in high school. I turned in a censored version to my English instructor-- for a grade!! I was seventeen when I finished it. :D My writing matured for fourteen years before "Bloody Hitman" was added to this archive. And, it shows.

After some consideration, I decided not to edit the original text in any way. I didn't correct any spelling errors, grammar mistakes, or inconsistencies. All I did was convert the text to html. So, the text is exactly the way it was when I turned it in to my high school English instructor-- except it contains adult language I censored in the version I turned in.

bloody_hitman.html

oll.txt
readme.txt

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Random Fact: The name "Insanely Witty Stupidity" is a sarcastic homage to William Shakespeare's pretentious (and completely confusing) application of poetic literature in character dialog. After all-- the lack of realism portrayed by Shakespeare character interactions makes it difficult for people to take the work seriously.

html revised 2025-04-20 by Michael Atkins.

The maintainer of insanelywittystupidity.com does not care if people duplicate this page or any part of it-- as long as this notice remains intact.