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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

It's a sad thing not to have friends, but it is even sadder not to have enemies.

- Che Guevara

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right-- especially when one is right.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2026-04-12:

I have not been active on Insanely Witty Stupidity projects AT ALL... read more

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-09-01:

Apparently, a Michigan attorney general believes she can guilt trip voters into being obedient globalists just like their overbearing Mamas.

I don't think it *works* like that. xD
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-09-01:

If you're trying to understand how socialist opportunists are raking you over the coals for beef, here's a breakdown of how this socialist travesty continues to oppress humanity.

*I* think capitalism would be a good idea. :D
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-09-01:

The DHS just bitch-slapped the lyin' ass caveman news networks over illegal immigration (again).

Send them back, wtf??
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-08-31:

Oh, my-- it's pretty embarassing when your own democratic chambers are criticizing your anti-semitic comments. Literally, the bullshit party willing to say any bullshit thing to fuck every human being out of any ounce of liberty is calling you out for your bullshit.

Does a piece of shit stooge have some humility hiding inside of there?? :\
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-08-23:

lol-- in New York Shitty, the young girls (apparently) get to practice soccer in front of deranged lunatics engaging in public sex and setting things on fire.

What fun and exciting things will the democratic socialists think up, next? :D
See Article

2026-08-23:

Everybody's feeling the pressure to own a GSM device, these days. D:

Is it really worth the hype?? :o
See Article

2026-08-20:

It might be happening: democratic voters are so TIRED of progressive nutcases (who openly refer to themselves as "democratic socialists" now), the disdain is showing up in the polls.

You have a voice-- and a CHOICE.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

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