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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.

- Big Brother

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

A man who wills commands something within himself that renders obedience, or that he believes renders obedience.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

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at89c2051 Assembly (Insanely Witty Stupidity assembly projects for Atmel at89c2051 microcontrollers)
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Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-30:

Once again, President Trump's the only government official with the balls to fix a simple problem.

What a bunch of beaurocratic ass-holes.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-30:

Stuart Talbott discusses the so called "rogue" brown dwarf and "accretion" versus spiral arms.

What *is* a Jupiter type object?
See Article

2026-03-30:

Ahh, the wonders of euthanasia-- just end the lives of the mentally ill instead of offering emotional support and treatment.

You've got your whole life ahead of you.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-30:

The mayor of Providence, Rhode Island doesn't think private businesses should have the right to advocate for innocent victims.

*I* say: your walls, your rules.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-29:

Welp, it's lookin' like a real possibility that the brother-wife is going home. xD

Deport the bitch.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-29:

God damn-- there are so many homeless in California, everybody's getting tuberculosis. Although, "experts" are claiming it's something else.

btw-- it's totally treatable (just a bacterial infection).
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-29:

Lookin' like the United States supreme court is going to consider re-framing the fourteenth amendment to match its original intention (ensuring American live-in slaves became American citizens). A change could mean swimming across the Texas border and poppin' out a couple of kids would no longer guarantee they are US citizens (and grant the parents amnesty).

I know how *I* feel about this (there should BE no amendments) and how the highest court will probably interpret the last second add-on. But, we'll just see about that.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

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