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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.

- Adolf Hitler

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The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2026-04-12:

I have not been active on Insanely Witty Stupidity projects AT ALL... read more

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-06-14:

The Trump administration has finally "announced" (I mean-- the operation was complete the moment Ali Khamenei bit the dust as far as *I'm* concerned) that the United States' stint in Iran is complete. I assume the gas stations will stop raking customers over the coals, now??

Show's over, folks.
See Article

2026-06-14:

If you would like to understand the mentality of democrats willing to vote for a "mysoginist" with a Nazi tattoo (their proverbial sworn enemy INFINITYYY!!), look no further than the thoughtless ramblings of Jessica Tarlov on /The Five/.

Democrats: don't support hypocritical "progressives". Vote for true democrats (if you can still find them).
See Article

2026-06-14:

A nearly fifty percent vote to "cap Switzerland's population" (meaning-- stop allowing mass immigration) is a sign that voters are finally becoming aware of the qualms of Islam.

Are *you* concerned about the Muslim problem (and how terrible it is to face a potential beheading every time you go grocery shopping)? Or do you a-dorrre terrorism like a good, obedient globalist?? :D
See Article

2026-06-14:

MS-NOW (NBC's news failure) anchors seem to believe a state of great turmoil present in America will bring grief to FIFA fans.

Still awaiting details (so we know what to watch for).
See Article

2026-06-14:

Whether or not ChatGPT is an "intelligence model" is being tested in the case of a twenty-four year old Canadian lady diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. As I've repeatedly urged: "pattern recognition" is not intelligence (only one artifact) and IS NOT CAPABLE of empathy or reliability.

Assuming responsibility for human lives with pattern recognition is a fool's errand. To understand true, natural intelligence-- *motivation* is the key. ;)
See Article

2026-06-07:

After police allowed a natural British citizen to die in cuffs upon being butchered by a Sikh immigrant, PM Lammy insists "equality" doesn't mean, meh-- "e-QUAL-it-y", per se.

Where do you people *get* these silly ideas??
See Article

2026-06-05:

Gareth Samuel discusses the interaction between a passing star (and possible volcanic and weather implications) and our own solar system from the point of view of plasma cosmology.

It's basic physics.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

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