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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

- Joseph Stalin

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

Most intellectual people do not believe in God, but they fear him just the same.

- Wilhelm Reich

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.

Witty News

2026-04-12:

I have not been active on Insanely Witty Stupidity projects AT ALL... read more

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

Old News

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-04-19:

Lookin' like President Trump may have struck a major blow to the Islamic terrorists (I mean-- not that they've EVER had shit, wtf??)

They have nobody but themselves to blame.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-19:

Representative Brother-Wife's net worth just dropped from thirty million to a hundred thousand. Not 100% sure what to make of that (lol). Suffice to say: Minnesota's questionable banking practices continue.

Is magic! :D
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-19:

It's so adorable to see the 21st century's poster-boy of "progressive" aggression reciting daycare rhymes with New York City's hammer and sickle governer. It's just like the ohhld days-- when we still had communist PBS. xD

Awww. *^.^*
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-17:

Supreme court justice Clarence Thomas shared some wisdom about "progressive" hostility (popularized by Woodrow Wilson) and its future in civilized society.

Eradicate oppression.
See Article

2026-04-09:

A well known progressive voice has seen the light regarding so called "Palestinians" because, well-- they're just aggressive Jew killers. And, I think she's beginning to understand the problem with anonymous, unhinged lunatics wielding an internet megaphone while remnants from original thinkers are torn apart, paraded by buffoons, and labeled "misinformation" by violent gorillas.

The woke are killing modern civilization (and the American democratic party).
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-08:

Ocasio-Cortez is re-branding the Trump administration's (this includes President Trump's cabinet and advisors) Strait of Hormuz ultimatum as "illegal orders" and encouraging US troops to defy said instructions-- all while eyeing speaker seats and future president runs.

The woke make democrats look stupider every day. It's time to vote against them.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-07:

Another dipshit, Obama loyalist democrat stooge is threatening to impeach President Trump (in-fin-i-tyyy!!) Apparently-- the executive branch is not allowed to be executive by the modern, woke democrat dufuses (et cetera, et cetera).

It didn't work the last seventeen times. Will it work THIS time??
See Article (requires sharing email address)

Older Articles

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