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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself.

- Big Brother

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

The entire north polarized cap will disappear in five years (reported in 2008).

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2026-04-12:

I have not been active on Insanely Witty Stupidity projects AT ALL... read more

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-04-25:

That /Storage Wars/ guy, Darrel Sheets ("That's a thirty-two dollar bill allll dayyyyy--") committed suicide. It's being kicked around that so called "cyberbullying" was a major contributor. Not disparaging people in great pain from traversing the daily grind (be-LIEVE me-- I know how shitty human beings have chosen to make life on this planet-- so they can stuff their bank accounts at your expense). But what I have to say about the free and open internet is that YOU DON'T NEED IT-- it needs *you*.

If a bunch of anonymous cowards are insulting *you* online, then consider boycotting Xwitler and Facepuke and DikNok and Instacrap and Shittit. Those toxic "socializing" services are designed to drive abusive conflict (and need to go the way of the dinosaurs).
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2026-04-25:

Spew York's prisons are so packed with criminals, they've decided to just let the terrifying serial killers go free (lol). It's not worth the Benjamins to keep them locked up, anymore.

I just wonder-- how many of you idiots voted for the twats trying to pass this? xD
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2026-04-25:

Bill Maher has a message for Wormy Sanders (and by extension-- all the other "tax the rich" ass-holes). THIS guy gets the aggressive progressive taxing problem.

No taxation without representation.
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2026-04-25:

Even the rich fucks in L-A (who've foolishly insisted on flaunting their wealth like they're the kings of the earth) aren't safe, anymore.

My advice? Get out while you still can (fuck California).
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2026-04-19:

Lookin' like President Trump may have struck a major blow to the Islamic terrorists (I mean-- not that they've EVER had shit, wtf??)

They have nobody but themselves to blame.
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2026-04-19:

Representative Brother-Wife's net worth just dropped from thirty million to a hundred thousand. Not 100% sure what to make of that (lol). Suffice to say: Minnesota's questionable banking practices continue.

Is magic! :D
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2026-04-19:

It's so adorable to see the 21st century's poster-boy of "progressive" aggression reciting daycare rhymes with New York City's hammer and sickle governer. It's just like the ohhld days-- when we still had communist PBS. xD

Awww. *^.^*
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