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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?

- Joseph Stalin

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

A zebra does not change its spots.

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
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2026-04-12:

I have not been active on Insanely Witty Stupidity projects AT ALL... read more

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-06-27:

An aggressive "progressive" city in Massachusetts is threatening to fine its citizens for flying American flags this July fourth.

Man-- get a life, you fuckin' fascists.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-06-27:

Ocasio-Whoretez is already hard at it-- downplaying the communist, progressive trash New York democrats were conned into voting for.

Democrats, don't vote "progressive"-- vote for LIBERTY!!
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-06-26:

Gavin Pukescum is begging California voters NOT to vote for taxing billionaires in his state (lol).

Desperate times call for desperate measures xD
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-06-26:

Commie Mamdani is wrangling fifteen million taxpayer dollars to mutilate the sexual traits of young children.

When will the madness ever stop??
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-06-14:

The Trump administration has finally "announced" (I mean-- the operation was complete the moment Ali Khamenei bit the dust as far as *I'm* concerned) that the United States' stint in Iran is complete. I assume the gas stations will stop raking customers over the coals, now??

Show's over, folks.
See Article

2026-06-14:

If you would like to understand the mentality of democrats willing to vote for a "mysoginist" with a Nazi tattoo (their proverbial sworn enemy INFINITYYY!!), look no further than the thoughtless ramblings of Jessica Tarlov on /The Five/.

Democrats: don't support hypocritical "progressives". Vote for true democrats (if you can still find them).
See Article

2026-06-14:

A nearly fifty percent vote to "cap Switzerland's population" (meaning-- stop allowing mass immigration) is a sign that voters are finally becoming aware of the qualms of Islam.

Are *you* concerned about the Muslim problem (and how terrible it is to face a potential beheading every time you go grocery shopping)? Or do you a-dorrre terrorism like a good, obedient globalist?? :D
See Article

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