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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

- Joseph Stalin

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It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right-- especially when one is right.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News
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at89c2051 Assembly (Insanely Witty Stupidity assembly projects for Atmel at89c2051 microcontrollers)
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Changelog (Insanely Witty Stupidity's "official" changelog)
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Manual (Insanely Witty Stupidity is so complicated, it needs its own manual)
Random Notes (a customizable PHP page that generates musical note nomeclature at random)
Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
Witty News (news and commentary from Insanely Witty Stupidity (mostly related to the site))

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-10:

Defunded PuBeS (erroneously) aired a jarring reminder to individuals planning to challenge the premise of almighty Islam.

Well-- where ARE those protesters? D:
See Article

2026-03-10:

CNN tried as harrrd as they could to make two terrorists with bombs sound like just a couple of guys, holding hands, skippin' in the park. But, it backfired (much like the bombs their subjects planned to detonate).

I hear Potato-head was front and center-- ready to throw down. xD
See Article

2026-03-10:

Regarding changes in the national media-- when Bill Maher is trashing the Times, shit be changin'.

Tell the fuckin' TRUTH.
See Article

2026-03-10:

The caveman outlets are stuck explaining to their seven viewers why they can't get a flight during spring break. And, it's pit-i-ful.

Dig deep.
See Article

2026-03-10:

In case you haven't noticed-- a dramatic shift has occurred in the lying, piece of shit national media during the past couple of years. And, I would be more than happy to see this positive trend continue. :D

It starts with telling the truth.
See Article

2026-03-10:

Believe it or not, major changes in DEI (an oppressive form of desseminating propaganda in numerous workplaces) have initiated thanks to an unlikely source.

How do these things get started?
See Article

2026-03-08:

MS-NOW (NBC's debunked news experiment) is flat out lying about strikes against Iranian vessels in order to make US Navy personnel sound more horrible than they actually are.

How does this shit stay on the air?
See Article

Older Articles

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