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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.

- Che Guevara

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No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.

- Al Gore (former VP)

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.

Witty News

2025-10-31:

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2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-29:

Welp, it's lookin' like a real possibility that the brother-wife is going home. xD

Deport the bitch.
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2026-03-29:

God damn-- there are so many homeless in California, everybody's getting tuberculosis. Although, "experts" are claiming it's something else.

btw-- it's totally treatable (just a bacterial infection).
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2026-03-29:

Lookin' like the United States supreme court is going to consider re-framing the fourteenth amendment to match its original intention (ensuring American live-in slaves became American citizens). A change could mean swimming across the Texas border and poppin' out a couple of kids would no longer guarantee they are US citizens (and grant the parents amnesty).

I know how *I* feel about this (there should BE no amendments) and how the highest court will probably interpret the last second add-on. But, we'll just see about that.
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2026-03-29:

Surprisingly, the oil companies are still scalping the gas prices (I mean-- I guess that's just what they're gonna do, now). As someone who's spent his entire life in the nexus of the oil patch (the Permian Basin), I continue to question this choice. There's plenty of oil and gas (and the infrastructure to use it) RIGHT HERE! The choice to import it from somewhere else is ever puzzling.

Opportunity knockin'.
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2026-03-29:

Texas Senator Ted Cruz is proposing a way to fund DHS for ten years (similar to the "One Big Beautiful Bill" infrastructure) without killing filibusters and without a single Obama-philosophy democrat vote (gonna try excluding the REAL democrats from now on). The move would fund TSA so that people can fly, again (regardless of what Schumer has to say about it).

I like the way that dude thinks.
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2026-03-26:

Wanna know where internet communists who start "movements" get their intel? Why protesters are on the ground BEFORE United States agents arrive to carry out deportations? Why picket signs and bricks and packages of water are (mysteriously) placed on sidewalks in preparation for "peaceful protesters" ready to burn the city to the ground?

Look no further.
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2026-03-26:

New York is URGING detainers not to re-release an illegal immigrant (who's already been released fifteen times) because he shoved an Air Force veteran onto subway tracks (killing him).

Please don't release him, again (dumb-asses).
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