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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

The manipulation of an individual to adjust him to the system is seen as a cure for a sickness and therefore as good.

- Theodore Kaczynski

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

Woman was God's second mistake.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News
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at89c2051 Assembly (Insanely Witty Stupidity assembly projects for Atmel at89c2051 microcontrollers)
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Changelog (Insanely Witty Stupidity's "official" changelog)
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Manual (Insanely Witty Stupidity is so complicated, it needs its own manual)
Random Notes (a customizable PHP page that generates musical note nomeclature at random)
Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
Witty News (news and commentary from Insanely Witty Stupidity (mostly related to the site))

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-14:

Get a load of these two narcissistic idiots joking around about sacrificing a classmate. It won't feel like a joke when they're tried as adults. D:

Consider your motives.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-14:

This corrupt, piece of shit Pennsylvania governer just DECIDED to annex his neighbor's land and put up a fence.

wtf-- throw his ass in jail!
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-14:

lol-- Facepuke invested so many thoughtless billions in inferior software that barely works (and is *screaming* for optimization), it's struggling to pay its ongodly brethren of wannabe hackers.

They're gonna automate themselves right out of a fuckin' job, I guess. xD
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-12:

Instead of removing a student for death threats against classmates, an Edinburg CISD principal chose to have a student remove a video of the threats being made.

Now, that's just lazy.
See Article

2026-03-12:

Instead of taking her three year old son when she was deported, an illegal immigrant chose to leave him behind. And, his piece of shit uncle beat him to death.

As long as he gets to stay in the US, I guess?? smh
See Article

2026-03-12:

This dumb-ass, Arizona senator thinks because she kicked around a soccer ball with her brother a couple of times that she understands what it's like to compete against collegiate level volleyball players.

Honey, sit back down.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-12:

Mifepristone (RU-486) is a common "abortion pill" that users should be skeptical of taking (and is facing serious legislation).

Understand the risks.
See Article

Older Articles

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