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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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They will be digging Mozart more than James Brown. If all of that shit-- Mozart, Beethoven, all of it-- if it has to be burned now for the liberation of our people, it should be burned up the next minute.

- Amiri Baraka

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No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.

- Al Gore (former VP)

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
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2025-10-31:

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2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-04-08:

Ocasio-Cortez is re-branding the Trump administration's (this includes President Trump's cabinet and advisors) Strait of Hormuz ultimatum as "illegal orders" and encouraging US troops to defy said instructions-- all while eyeing speaker seats and future president runs.

The woke make democrats look stupider every day. It's time to vote against them.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-07:

Another dipshit, Obama loyalist democrat stooge is threatening to impeach President Trump (in-fin-i-tyyy!!) Apparently-- the executive branch is not allowed to be executive by the modern, woke democrat dufuses (et cetera, et cetera).

It didn't work the last seventeen times. Will it work THIS time??
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-07:

Stupid ass Carville is using circular logic to explain why democrats are scoring low in the polls (literally-- because they're scoring low, they're scoring low). My gahhd, people-- the democrats are scoring low because they're fuckin' WOKE. People are tired of that shit. They're tired of being assaulted and forcibly silenced by drooling fools who can barely put two sentences together (but seem to believe they are smarter than everyone else).

Get that through you're thick fuckin' skulls.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-07:

The executive branch is being executive. Therefore-- some other brain-dead, woke democrat is threatening to impeach Hegseth.

I think the Obama era democrats learned a new word.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-06:

Woke states like California and New York are looking to tax their citizens for leaving. If you're stuck living in one of these Obama loyalist shit-holes, I'd recommend GETTING THE FUCK OUT before the ship sinks.

Holy shit-- is rigged. D:
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-03:

A New York prosecutor decided to circumvent the woke system a bit in order to keep a child molester in custody.

I applaud the guy's efforts-- but I'm sure the low IQ, Obama loyalists will be comin' after him.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-04-03:

A democrat-leaning commentator dared to be honest and found out what the woke party is REALLY about-- first hand (well using Xwitler, so like-- seventy-second hand??)

*These* are the ruthless enforcers you support if you vote democrat in 2026.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

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