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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

- Theodore Kaczynski

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

You can't be value free when it comes to marriage.

- Al Gore (former VP)

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News
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Changelog (Insanely Witty Stupidity's "official" changelog)
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Manual (Insanely Witty Stupidity is so complicated, it needs its own manual)
Random Notes (a customizable PHP page that generates musical note nomeclature at random)
Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
Witty News (news and commentary from Insanely Witty Stupidity (mostly related to the site))

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-26:

Wanna know where internet communists who start "movements" get their intel? Why protesters are on the ground BEFORE United States agents arrive to carry out deportations? Why picket signs and bricks and packages of water are (mysteriously) placed on sidewalks in preparation for "peaceful protesters" ready to burn the city to the ground?

Look no further.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-26:

New York is URGING detainers not to re-release an illegal immigrant (who's already been released fifteen times) because he shoved an Air Force veteran onto subway tracks (killing him).

Please don't release him, again (dumb-asses).
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-26:

Who knew?? Tianeptine is a highly addictive, narcotic type supplement that (apparently) stores just-- sell by the gallon.

Watch out for this shit (and, check the kids for it).
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-26:

This narcissistic cunt (who thinks Sheridan Gorman deserved to be shot because she-- popped up and startled some dude wearing a fuckin' mask) decided to switch to "remote work" for a week because she now feels like she has a handy excuse.

Sadistic lip-flappers oughta be more careful about who they "startle", too. You never *know* who might get the wrong idea. ;)
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2026-03-26:

These woke, Hollywood fuckers (who've never been laid) like packing as many extra people as possible in the room-- proddin' your pits and brushin' lint off your clit and makin' sure your nipples don't wander to the sides (lol) while filming pretentious sex scenes a nine year old boy (who's never seen a labia) wrote.

#WomensCoochiesMatter. Wait--
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2026-03-26:

Day forty-- will democrat pieces of shit pay TSA? Or, will they continue to deprive hard working people of a paycheck because two psychotic gorillas chose to protest the federal government's only purpose (and got shot)?

Decisions, decisions.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-26:

The United States house of representatives may (actually) prosecute this regretless, piece of shit crook stealing millions from relief funds.

Lock her ass up.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

Older Articles

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