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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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Insanely Stupid Quotes:

If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself.

- Big Brother

More Quotes from Communist Dictators

Most intellectual people do not believe in God, but they fear him just the same.

- Wilhelm Reich

More Quotes from Idealistic Pseudoscientists

Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.

Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

Old News

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Random Number Generator (a random number generator implemented using PHP)
Witty News (news and commentary from Insanely Witty Stupidity (mostly related to the site))

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-07:

Apparently, two separate women's tennis players received threatening WhatsApp messages. My advice-- everyone throw your stupid fuckin' phones in the trashcan.

It's only gonna get worse.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-07:

Comedian Bill Maher made Adam Schitt look pretty stupid by (deceptively) reading him an Obama quote without context xD

He *could've* let him keep flapping his ignorant gums, but he likes having fans.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-07:

In California they raised the minimum wage so high, hotel companies can't afford to pay workers anymore.

Well-- don't visit California, I guess.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-07:

Anthropic's leader is so ignorant about the power sucking bloatware currently touted as "A-I"-- he's claiming it's showing signs of consciousness.

It's not conscious-- it's not even intelligent.
See Article (requires sharing email address)

2026-03-05:

Surrendering fleets are (usually) a sign that the war is almost over. But with Iran, who knows.

Who do you trust?
See Article

2026-03-05:

This is the happiest I've been with computer science oligarchs IN A WHILE-- looks like the big dicks have taken the responsibility of driving up the cost of electricity (for a futile and pathetic software design they keep stupidly calling "A-I") on their *own* fuckin' dime.

It's only right, ASS-HOLLLLLES!!! Dx
See Article

2026-03-03:

lol-- President Trump's threatening to cut off trade with Spain because they refused to allow the US to use its installed bases to wipe out Iran.

Well, actions have consequences.
See Article

Older Articles

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