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Insanely Witty Stupidity

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We executed many people by firing squad without knowing if they were fully guilty. At times, the Revolution cannot stop to conduct much investigation.

- Che Guevara

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Many scientists are now warning that we are moving closer to several tipping points that could, within as little as 10 years, make it impossible for us to avoid irretrievable damage to the planet's habitability for human civilization.

- Al Gore (former VP)

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Congratulations on finding Insanely Witty Stupidity-- my creative repository for the world wide web. Many merchants peddling art or games or literature want people to pay for something or go pickin' through a bunch of ads and shit. Well, fuck all that. When I feel like drawin' (like this and that) or tellin' tall tales (like /Case's Cases/, /Hailey's Follies/, /The Catastrophic Capers of L.I.N. & Chuck/, and "The Critical Mass of the Hybridized Rodent") or hackin' (like the Candice project and some homemade circuit designs plus assembly code to power them), I try to share my exciting ambitions *here*. And if you like them, please donate :D And if you don't, then piss on you.

Changes and reflections regarding the Eye-Dub-Ess are discussed via Witty News articles and the site's changelog. And, other thoughtful features are linked near the bottom of this page. Since numerous internet conglomerates have taken it upon themselves to disseminate disturbing propaganda that undermines liberty and civilization, I began sharing truthful and contradictory publications plus my *own* thoughts about them (Insanely Thoughtful Articles) below.
Witty News

2025-10-31:

If you've been watching Insanely Witty Stupidity's Slackware pages... read more

2025-07-18:

It's the project that wouldn't die-- until, it finally DID!... read more

2024-12-20:

This yields similar functionality to the Famicom's... read more

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Insanely Thoughtful Articles:

2026-03-05:

Surrendering fleets are (usually) a sign that the war is almost over. But with Iran, who knows.

Who do you trust?
See Article

2026-03-05:

This is the happiest I've been with computer science oligarchs IN A WHILE-- looks like the big dicks have taken the responsibility of driving up the cost of electricity (for a futile and pathetic software design they keep stupidly calling "A-I") on their *own* fuckin' dime.

It's only right, ASS-HOLLLLLES!!! Dx
See Article

2026-03-03:

lol-- President Trump's threatening to cut off trade with Spain because they refused to allow the US to use its installed bases to wipe out Iran.

Well, actions have consequences.
See Article

2026-03-03:

Stupid-ass PBS is claiming the piece of shit, terrorist regime that has been pilfering the middle east for over forty-seven years (and was consistently encouraged to, uh-- stop doing that) had NO WARNING they were about to be attacked.

Fucking imbeciles.
See Article

2026-03-03:

This fuckin' dork on MS-NOW (NBC's failed news shit-show) seems to believe he's got President Trump all figured out (if you can stomach listening to the narcissistic idiot).

Dude is clueless.
See Article

2026-03-01:

Columbia University group "Columbia University Apartheid Divest" (CUAD) shared such a fucked up, democrat post on Xwitler-- Xwitler actually BANNED the democrat, piece of shit post! :ooo Columbia University staff are peeing their pants so badly ('cause, I mean-- there's a chance *they* could get banned from Xwitler TOO!), they're scrambling to get the word out that they have NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT GROUP. D:

Uh-- it's in the name, bruh.
See Article

2026-03-01:

The WaPo is tripping over its shoelaces to share and admire the wonders of Iran's adorable, Santa Claus throwback (recently deceased).

Aww. *^.^*
See Article

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