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Windoze XLTJKLM Unleashed!!

08-31-2016

The latest craze in transparent window borders you can barely see and processor hungry features you don't need is now available. But, don't be a freeloader. Go to the store and *buy* it! Don't make copies of your friend's disks!! We put uh password on there-- so you can't do that without installing a simple program that's freely available on the internet. Don't forget to upgrade all your processors... again. You'll probably need to buy a hundred new computers, this time. And as usual, you'll need to replace all your printers, keyboards, and mice. We've completely redesigned our kernel-- for the seventeenth time. So, it no longer supports things that are trivial. You'll need GNU/Linux for that... old... crap.

Visit this page for the official announcement. Then, give all your money to Milkysoft-- again. Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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